She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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