what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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