i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
