i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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