I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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