Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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