69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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