While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
