Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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