on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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