So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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