This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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