I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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