I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
