I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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