I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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