On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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