When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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