I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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