fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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