The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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