oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
