If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I still have a little drunk in my system
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have tasted many bathrooms
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