just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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