i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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