You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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