Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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