I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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