Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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