Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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