I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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