It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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