he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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