stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I believe in your delicious
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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