connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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