he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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