Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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