Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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