At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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