I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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