then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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