dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have tasted many bathrooms
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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