yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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