I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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