There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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