Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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