My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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