You can't special order awesome
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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