Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
should my penis look like a turkey
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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