Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I am one with the molecules
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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