ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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