butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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