So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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