She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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